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Elf Fart Air Freshener

Elf Fart Air Freshener

Either you fart magical elf dust, or this thing smells awesome!
$5.95  
Velvet Coin Bank

Velvet Coin Bank

Jesus Saves . . . he saves you money!
$24.95  
Gay Porn-A-Ments: Set of 5

Gay Porn-A-Ments: Set of 5

Decoupage never looked so sexy
$16.95  
“Gay Pulp” address book by Susan Stryker

“Gay Pulp” address book by Susan Stryker

So many boys..... so many phone numbers....
$9.95  
“Is Your Straight Man Gay Enough” By Nan Shipley and Jason Anthony

“Is Your Straight Man Gay Enough” By Nan Shipley and Jason Anthony

Like Queer-Eye for the Straight Guy.... only not as annoying
$12.95  
“To Quote a Queer”

“To Quote a Queer”

Insightful and wildly entertaining messages from LGBT Super Heroes
$18.95  
Laundry Bling Bag

Laundry Bling Bag

For all your money "laundering"
$15.95  
Stud Hand Towel

Stud Hand Towel

When a tissue just isn't enough . . .
$24.00  
Skull Doormat

Skull Doormat

ARRR... me fancy wipin' me boots when ye be dirty . . .
$29.95  
Monster Hand Towel by

Monster Hand Towel by

Cute Lil' monsters just want to be loved by your wet hands
$24.00  
Psycho Shower Curtain

Psycho Shower Curtain

Oh baby... surprise me in the showerrrrrrrr!!!
$24.95  
Skull Hand Towel

Skull Hand Towel

Lovely handmade
$24.00  
Sweet Meat Plush Pillow: Single Cut

Sweet Meat Plush Pillow: Single Cut

Perfect for Vegans that aren't uptight and have a sense of humor
$30.00  
Sweet Meat Plush Pillow: Family Cut

Sweet Meat Plush Pillow: Family Cut

No animals were killed in the production of these juicy meats
$54.00  
Cross-stitch Gun by Lany Devening

Cross-stitch Gun by Lany Devening

Just like your grandma used to make . . .
$35.00  
“How to say Fabulous: In 8 different Languages”  by Gerard Mryglot

“How to say Fabulous: In 8 different Languages” by Gerard Mryglot

Now you can talk the sales man into giving you those leather chaps for Half off Dior in Paris!
$14.95  
“Escape from Fire Island” by James H. English

“Escape from Fire Island” by James H. English

Choose your own adventure that's never been so GAY!
$9.95  
“What’s your Poo Telling YOU?”

“What’s your Poo Telling YOU?”

An insiders look with LOADS of useful information
$9.95  
Postcard set: “Fuck these Postcards”

Postcard set: “Fuck these Postcards”

You'll laugh your F*#@ing ass off with these... guaranteed!
$9.95  
Grocery B.O.B.s

Grocery B.O.B.s

Bags out of Bags can help save the planet
$22.00  
Lunch B.O.B.

Lunch B.O.B.

B.O.B.- bags out of bags are the best way to recycle
$14.00  
I-hide MP3 holder

I-hide MP3 holder

The perfect way to sneak your music into class, work, or the bedroom
$8.95  
HOT MAN trivet

HOT MAN trivet

Let him hold your hot goods !
$21.95  
Ani-Bot Plush Toys

Ani-Bot Plush Toys

"Ugly Dolls" aint got NOTHIN on us!
$24.95  
Ninja Sloth Plush Toy

Ninja Sloth Plush Toy

He wants to take you to the Smack-down Hotel
$36.95  
“Lithium” Body PILL-ow

“Lithium” Body PILL-ow

Take one of these and call me in the morning . . .
$69.95  
Trophy Head : Small

Trophy Head : Small

A great conversation piece!
$19.95  
Trophy Head : Medium

Trophy Head : Medium

100% recycled fun for all
$36.95  
Trophy Head : Large

Trophy Head : Large

No animals decapitated for sport
$54.95  
NOT a Paper Cup

NOT a Paper Cup

Real Life TROMPE'LOIE
$21.95  
Sleeping PILL-ows

Sleeping PILL-ows

Neck Relief Never Looked so Novel
$18.95  
Mustang Head

Mustang Head

Mustangs are so "envogue" right now
$32.95  on sale
Sushi Pillows - Rolls

Sushi Pillows - Rolls

You'll love these long time
$39.95  
Sushi Pillows - Nigiri

Sushi Pillows - Nigiri

We're turning Japanese
$45.95  
Soap Opera Soap

Soap Opera Soap

Create Some Drama in the Shower
$6.95